dottiep:

gayarsonist:

worms in the dirt when it rains

rainbowkarolina:

“Are you sure? I’m sure.”

TONI AND SHELBY in THE WILDS (2020)

amaraaaaaaaaaaa:

whos-this-lisa-person:

shutyourmoustache:

Her confidence is up to HERE.

Her face says it all.

“Auntie” is retired WNBA player DR. CHANTEL TREMITIERE. For the record.

umbralaperture:

mikkeneko:

tiktoks-we-like:

for the love of god unmute

Muted it took me 6 seconds to figure out what was going on. Unmuted I had tears in my eyes 3 seconds in

caroldanversenthusiast:

everyone thank linda cardellini

ethicalmemes:

What did you do this year? #EthicalMemes

cooliopumpkin:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

justluckyiguess:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

bazfloralsuit:

basic-banshee:

sweet-chesus:

basic-banshee:

basic-banshee:

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

Well, which one is it going to be?

And so it begins

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

prideprejudce:

#this show does a great job in capturing the essence of what it’s like to have a sibling

favberrys:

The haunting of bly manor + ao3 tags (part 4)